Was it a courgette or a cucumber?

Was it a courgette or a cucumber? comes courtesy of a Dean Writers Circle writing workshop, where we were gifted the ambiguous vegetable by one of our group, who has a glut. She insists it’s a courgette – we were not so sure. I still haven’t cut it to find out!

The gifter insisted it was a courgette, but the giftee was dubious. The skin was too smooth, and those telltale bumps – did courgettes have those?
Not ungrateful, whatever it was, the giftee offered profuse thanks and stayed silent about their doubts.

Was it a courgette or a cucumber?

But now, staring at the conflicted vegetable on the kitchen counter, she faced a dilemma. If it was a cucumber, a salad was called for for tonight’s dinner. Chopped with oranges, butterhead lettuce and tossed with a two mustard vinaigrette from one of her many ancient cookbooks.

If it was a courgette? Sliced into a stir fry? Slowly cooked in olive oil with tomatoes, onion, oregano from the garden, and served on melting garlic toast topped with feta – her mouth watered.
The giftee looked at her watch. If she cut through the ‘cucette’ now it’s be fine for a couple of hours. She could decide once the deed was done.
She placed the vegetable on the chopping board, selected a knife from the block and raised the implement …. and hesitated.
No. The mystery was too enticing. Let the ‘cucette’ remain a puzzle for a little longer, hold its mystique like a beautiful woman hidden behind a veil.
Smiling, she placed the smooth skinned mystery in a bowl at the end of the bench, collected a basket from the kitchen table and went into the garden to harvest some courgettes – of known provenance.


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